hetero

someone that experiences sexual and/or romantic attraction to the opposite sex.

Is Lucy hetero if she's also ace?
Yes, because shes strictly romantically attracted to men.

by onisionsmellslikehotdogwater April 4, 2020

closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.

Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?

by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011

bullet proof hater coat

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011

heteroshreksual

Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".

Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"

Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."

by ANDROID POWER!!! March 20, 2019

Heteropessimism

The pessimism of being heterosexual.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.

Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit

Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.

by djleen October 22, 2019

HeteroLeteroSexual

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

by rochi November 21, 2019

heterogymnast

when the opposite sex be fire but the same sex make you a little ǝlqᴉxǝlɟ👀

“I saw the girl and became a heterogymnast 🤪” 🤸🏾 ♀️🤸🏾 ♀️

by clownnya February 1, 2020