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To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.
To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.
Friend: "Hey check out Aaron Hernandez on SportsCenter! He just got arrested!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"
by JFLO September 8, 2013
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He raped Meghan Markel gladly and was sentenced to 10 years of jail by the English Government and then later got in a threesome with Prince Harry and Meghan Mc Donalds(Aka the Princess)
He raped Meghan Markel gladly and was sentenced to 10 years of jail by the English Government and then later got in a threesome with Prince Harry and Meghan Mc Donalds(Aka the Princess)
by Queen Elizebeth the XXXXXXIX August 17, 2019
Get the Mr Hernandez mug.by Anonymous July 17, 2003
Get the Heerndie mug.When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
Get the Hernia Attack mug.It is an adjective describing a ridiculous, pitiful, lame, embarrassing or bizarre action, appearance or affect of another person: or, perhaps used to describe strange things or unusual and awkward situations.
That girl working behind the pizza counter looks ridiculously hernt wearing that short ass skirt with her midriff blouse & her muffin top hanging out.
by Maquitouse November 24, 2016
Get the Hernt mug.A really funny and numb herb. He will take your ankles and shoot 3 pointers in your face all day. He is 5'8 and 130 lbs of pure muscles.
by Herbcano September 15, 2018
Get the Herbnado mug.A different way of saying Bitch. Also referred as Jopie, or Tampert.
This person takes many forms, but Bitch is his favorite.
If you refer to someone by saying Herr Tampert, you are insulting that person on a level even shaggy can't handle.
This person takes many forms, but Bitch is his favorite.
If you refer to someone by saying Herr Tampert, you are insulting that person on a level even shaggy can't handle.
Kars: "Hey Tampert! How's it hanging?"
Herr Tampert: "Ich möchte gerne. Ja wie sagen ich das jetzt... Ein Kafé haben."
Herr Tampert: "Ich möchte gerne. Ja wie sagen ich das jetzt... Ein Kafé haben."
by The Real Handyman March 11, 2019
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