herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006

Herdsman

When an attractive human male engages in sexual activity with ugly female specimen because they are often easier to get with.

The herdsman took one for the team hooking up with that grenade.

by HerbsofSIG May 10, 2012

Heresy

A term used to say when someone does something against the beliefs of your culture.

For Example: BROTHER YOU DARE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD?! SUCH HERESY or you betray our lord with such heresy? you shall be punished for such heresy.

by BillyGates69 September 5, 2019

herbs and spices

cum or semen

"I'll give her my secret blend of herbs and spices"
Colt 45 by Afroman

by shucka shuca rali lol April 12, 2011

herosion

noun: the process by which heroes are worn away by the actions and statements of individuals of less character and moral fiber.

We can prevent the herosion of our Military personnel by supporting them dispite our views of war.

by J.M. Coltrane April 12, 2008

Hermsicle

A large girl who has extremely manly features; i.e. voice, body shape, laugh, ect.
Common slang for Hermaphrodyte.

Beckie: Omg, Did you hear the hermsicle laugh?
Justine: Yeah, you almost wouldn't believe that's a girl!

by $oto April 14, 2008

herpstache

A herpes outbreak on the upper lip. Non gender specific.

Good luck getting laid sporting that herpstache bro.

by jeffrogers October 31, 2009