Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.

"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Hedging

Hedging is where you can't make a decision, so you give a chud-like "so-so" response.

1: What do you want to eat?
2: I don't know, I'm thinking McDonald's or Chick-Fil-A
1: Stop hedging you absolute dud.

by NotAChudMuffin January 22, 2026