by Little_chris October 21, 2004
a funny and crazy female who is a myspace whore from california who doesn't take a picture with out wearing oversized sun glasses. is also obsessed with blink 182, volcom, starbucks, and her car. as well as her new boyfriend (of the week). you can usually spot her in fresno at the mall, riverpark, or any starbucks location near you. myspace.com/mariahassox
by rodar April 30, 2008
by asdf December 23, 2004
Marijuana that you thought would be good quality when you fronted the money for it but ended up smelling of a barnyard. Also wet, moldy, or commercialized pot.
Man, I gave you $50 for an eighth of nuggets, not 3.5 grams of hay weed.
I'd rather smoke lawn clippings than hit that hay weed.
I'd rather smoke lawn clippings than hit that hay weed.
by Chester NoSeeds January 20, 2006
An expression of delight, ecstasy, satisfaction and self-achievement, all in one. Is normally exclaimed after:
a) Someone trips up
b) You pull someone's tie and the knot gets really small
c) You manage to pull the zip on someone's jacket
a) Someone trips up
b) You pull someone's tie and the knot gets really small
c) You manage to pull the zip on someone's jacket
Person X: "Good day, Person Y. How are you?"
*Person Y pulls the zip down on Person X's jacket*
Person Y "Way-hay!"
Person X "Ahhh, ya bandit, you're gettin booted in the face"
*Person Y pulls the zip down on Person X's jacket*
Person Y "Way-hay!"
Person X "Ahhh, ya bandit, you're gettin booted in the face"
by Michael-O February 11, 2007
Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 09, 2018
My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
by PumpkinGuts91 February 09, 2023