that dog don't hunt 

An obviously faulty endeavor; also as ~ /won't hunt/, predictive of failure.
No go, non-starter

As he faced the blank stares of the members following his proposal, someone whispered offcamera, "Well. That dog don't hunt."

that dog don't hunt by edgemoto March 28, 2004

Royal Hunt

An amazing symphonic metal band featuring genius André Andersen who can play any and every instrument known to man (and some that aren't) as well as compose and write lyrics.

The song 'Break Your Chains, from Royal Hunt's newest album Paper Blood, includes some piano sections that make the next best piano player sound like a quadrapalegic retard with no hands.

Royal Hunt by CrackerComp April 3, 2006

lowie hunt 

The act of embarking on a late night journey, usually once inebriated, for promiscuous, easy women to have sexual encounters with.

Partygoer 1 "Mate this party's mellowing out, I vote we go on a lowie hunt!"

Partygoer 2 "Fuck yeah man, i could go me some lowies right now!"

lowie hunt by Mav. January 7, 2008

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

kiester-egg hunt by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Terre haute 

A city in Indiana known for it's astonomical high meth lab rates, prostitution rings, and horrible horrible smell in the Southern part of the city. It was also nicknamed "Sin city" by Time magazine decades ago. The cities moto is "A Level Above" but sadly the only thing it is above is a pile of elephant feces.

There is a horrible smell in the air, a prostitute on the corner, and a meth lab down the street....I must be in Terre Haute!

Terre haute by Mayor Kevin Burke June 30, 2006

Hunt and Peck 

Name of the innovative team that came up with the qwerty keyboard layout to slow down typists to prevent old mechanical typewriters from jamming.

Masters at inventing ways to slow people down, Hunt went on to inventing a catsup that pours more slowly and Peck went on to inventing a method of eating that made it take four times as long to eat your meal.

Nobody will IM with me because I hunt and peck.

Hunt and Peck by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

mike hunt 

someone born with a sad name. i'm sorry mike hunt but your famous on kahoot!

Guy 1: is that mike hunt?
Girl 1: yeah
Guy 1: oh.. damn i feel bad for him.

mike hunt by ranga69 November 4, 2019