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What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.
During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed
by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017
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Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
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by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021
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the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.
It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!
by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009
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rumor has it

A yuppie analog to 'word on the street' A way of conveniently approaching an opinion or rumor without making it sound like you're the only one who thinks it.
Rumor has it you've been sleeping with Ben's ex.
by nybor February 19, 2006
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What has science done?

An internet meme which is often used to describe something extraordinary, commonly a rare creativity which has a relation to science as a whole.
Person A: Hey, look at this: *link*
Person B: What is it?
Person A: Look for yourself, I call it the multitude-bathduck-replicator
Person B: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
by Trivmvirate December 26, 2008
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she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples
She has bruises on her knees
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Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue

THE END (sorry)!!
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