Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 03, 2022
Harold the Dog is a therapy dog that served 3 years at Brawley Union High School. Along with his service at BUHS, he has also gone on to lead rescue units for the red cross in war torn group chats from chat to chat. Harold is real.
by Demarionkardashian June 22, 2022
Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness
by Envixmh2 May 21, 2023
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 09, 2018
Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
by harolded April 04, 2011
Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman April 03, 2018