Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
Get the Harold mug.Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.
by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023
Get the Harold mug.by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023
Get the Do a harold mug.guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight
by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021
Get the Harold mug.To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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Get the harold goates mug.An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
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