handihole

Somebody is who is handicapped and is an asshole about it.

That guy who purposely bumps you in the shins with his motorized wheelchair (then laughs in your face) every time you see him in line at the coffee shop is a fucking handihole!

by boco September 30, 2007

Handicap Slap

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"

Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'

by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 20, 2016

handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.

by hesterprynne221 December 7, 2011

handicat

a very "special" breed of cat

boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.

by Enragedwalrus April 2, 2011

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

Hanadi

Used to talk about drugs

Did you get all the hanadi?

Yea got it
ok great

by robycasper November 2, 2017