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Nap Hangover

The hangover-like feeling one experiences when waking up from a mid-day nap. (Most likely won't experience nap hangover if nap does not exceed 30 minutes).
"Yo that nap hangover is really messin you up, you shouldnt'a taken that nap"
by Denis Treavorson May 23, 2008
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Asian Hangover

The type of hangover a male (usually caucasion) gets when he hangs out with a beautiful Asian girl for an extended weekend and does not want to go back to work.

Can sometimes call in sick due to an Asian hangover if she is within a 20 mile radius of the male.
1. (co-worker) "How was your vacation?"

(Male) "It was amazing. I'm suffering from a major Asian hangover though."

2. (Male) "Yeah, I'm sorry I can't make it in today. Have a bad Asian hangover."

(Boss) "Wow she must be beautiful!"

(Male) "Yeah, I might need another day or two with her. I'll keep you posted."
by EEGHawaii April 11, 2011
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white castle hangover

The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
by Zabi August 29, 2005
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Hunger Games Hangover

The hangover- like sensation one feels the next day after watching the midnight premier of the HUNGER GAMES.
Teacher: why are you sleeping in my class?
Student: Sorry, I have a total Hunger Games Hangover...
Teacher: oh alright then, that's a good excuse, go ahead and sleep.
by angelsnika August 1, 2012
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Handos

The ultimate sign of respect coming from the Meksikan God father, Fernando of San Fernando CAlifornia (city named after His majesty). Only the chosen few can receive "Handos" in their life time, and only those strong enough have witnessed it. Not everyone can give them out.
So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes.
There are a couple of rules, though!!!
A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence.
So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier.
Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying.
How can Handos help u in life?
Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!!
So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.
Andrew: I fucked Irene.
Fernando: Handos (fists pounded together)
by Fernando of SF and BAHS December 17, 2008
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Munchie Hangover

When you get really baked, eat a massive amount of snacks (munchies) and wake up the next morning feeling full and somewhat hungover. Symptoms that usually occur are: farting, stomach aches, lack of appetite and pooping.
Joe-"I smoked sweet heads last night and ate 75 white castle burgers!"

Bob-"How crazy was your munchie hangover?"

Joe-"My stomach felt like crap but I felt much better after I pooped!"
by Leather Cheerioz November 2, 2008
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Xbox Hangover

The day after an especially long Xbox session that lasts deep into the morning hours. Several cups of coffee are required to stay awake at work, your eyes sting and look droopy and all you want to do is go home and get your fix.
Jay: "Hey Mike, you like shit today. Did you go out drinking last night?"
Mike: "Fuck no, I have an Xbox hangover."
Jay:"Huh?"
Mike:"I stayed up playing Xbox until I passed out face first on my coffee table."
Jay: "Well at least look like you are working."
Mike: "Whatever."
by John Sappho December 16, 2008
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