The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.
Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!
Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
Thomas: You have a better one!
Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
by Lubison710 October 11, 2011
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In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.
The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.
The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
by clemsos January 17, 2013
Get the harmonized mug.haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter.
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered in pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" (Sniggers under breath "chav").
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered in pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" (Sniggers under breath "chav").
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
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Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
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Get the harmonic sex mug.A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.
by Potabrolord March 3, 2018
Get the hammons mug.My Uncle had a cell phone with 40 different Hoe's names in it, all of which he had "piped-down at one time or another", And when I ask him... "why he had all those women", He gave me three different answers #1. Was "Because as a Man, I Can!..." #2. Was "...And Because I Like Having Multiple Women..." #3. Was "...I Just Like Fucking These Hoez!" finally he sat me down and told me the truth "You see Lil Neph all women are hoes that's all most of them will ever be, and if you as a man, deal with these hoes that makes you a Hoemonger! Now I Be Straight Killing These Hoez Pussy! but if I ever hear-tell of you getting caught-up-in-the-game with these stank-ass-hoes I'ma whop your black-ass lil neph and then my brothers is gonna whop your black-ass like you stole something".
by Rufio BlackSon August 7, 2018
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