old hag

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.

"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"

by Doug Streichan September 30, 2007

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

drag hag

A woman who loves the company of drag queens.

Meis is such a drag hag. She goes to this gay bar every weekend with Tequila, Marilyn and Devina. Tequila, Marilyn and Devina dress like women but are actually men.

by Eveline May 18, 2006

fag hag

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"

by Qit March 29, 2004

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

crag hag

Someone (typically a woman or a gay man) who does not actually rock climb, but loves to hang around the cliffs (or crags). This person may climb a little bit, but is mostly there to watch, ogle, or flirt with other climbers. Crag hags may be friends with the group of climbers, but there are some climbers who find crag hags to be annoying, lame or pretending to be something they're not.

Oh, you haven't met Sandra? She's always out at the Gunks. She doesn't climb much- she's just there to meet climber guys. She's a total crag hag.

by Rockin'Rachel June 8, 2011

Baggin A Hag

When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.

johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!

robert: Isnt she about 40?

johnny: yeah, why?

robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?

by richardskull October 17, 2009