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holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)
by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009
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Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.
Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!
by NattyM December 31, 2009
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Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
by mjd15 June 23, 2010
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holy flatulony

The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.
During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.
by Archiroy October 10, 2015
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holy trail

The part of the ass where the bottom of the cheeks overlap with the back of their thigh to leave a crevasse. This crevasse is known as the holy trail because it's a trail to everything that's holy and gives your hands a reason to exist.
Aquel: dude what's your favorite part of the ass?
Mahde: The gap right below ass that reveals the pussy
Aquel: Nah man it's all about the holy trail under Dem AsSsSsS Cheekssss
Ahmed: Dawg Jhené Akio has such the perfect holy trail
by Killa_Keel August 16, 2016
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holy baloney

by TuLove December 24, 2016
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holy roman empire

neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.
"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet
by history is disgusting June 22, 2018
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