Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

Nerf Hoop

When a basketball player jumps so high they make the rim look non regulation as if it was a toy nerf hoop

Dwight Howard when he blocks shots that look like goaltending cause hes so high over the rim or when Blake Griffin hits his head on the backboard you may hear the broadcaster say nerf hoop

by basketball nerd September 24, 2011

hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 09, 2020

Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

by null society July 17, 2012

hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004

cholo hoops

hoop earrings larger than a silver dollar worn by women of latino descent. Also any hoop earring worn by women regardless of ethnicity or the size of earring.

with a minature parrot those cholo hoops would make her stand out!

by un_couth January 17, 2011

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 01, 2020