Hotchy Motchy

Exclamation of surprise or excitement, usually involving food or nice looking females

"Hotchy Motchy, free meatballs!", exclaimed the Bishop.

by Chris Lawson June 17, 2003

Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010

Polish Hitchhiker

When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".

My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.

by Mattslappy September 20, 2013

Haitch

The incorrect pronunciation for the letter aitch

A B C D E F G Haitch ....

by English Teacher November 2, 2003

Nina Rose Hotchkiss

This is a chick who is beautiful, caring, loved, brutally honest, and just down-to-earth. She will comfort you or put you in check. This woman is not afraid of judgement and knows she is not flawless. She knows she isnt better than everyone, cuz noone is perfect, yet she maintains respect from other and respects them even if they arent her favorite. At times she can be annoying, loud, out of control and just a straight dumbass, but other times she has defused situations, done what people didnt want to do, and supported someone elses view that conflict with her own.

If you cant get along with her your either jealous or cant understand someone who sees the world in a more clearer perspective

I agree, Nina Rose Hotchkiss can be quite a bitch, but at least she admits it.

by Pringles678 August 27, 2011

Haitch

This is how inbreds in Britain pronounce the name of the letter H.

Haitch-SBC Bank

by Balrog85 July 15, 2014

hotchkiss

The Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are fairfield county, westchester (rye part of it of course), and new york city. They have a work hard play hard outlook. classes are monday-saturday but students more than make up for it when they leave campus saturday nights. drugs and alcohol are forbidden so they are only used a little and coke is popular because it's harder to catch students blowing lines than smoking weed and its harder to tell if a student is coked up than drunk. boys must wear coat and tie to class every day while girls wear skirts and tops. ties are all hermes and vineyard vines. the girls wear lilly pulitzer, ralph lauren, and theory. the biggest sports are football, fieldhockey, hockey, squash, and biggest of all lacrosse. most students go to ivy league or top 20 schools or small new england liberal arts schools. . schools that hotchkiss has sent the most students to in the last few years are georgetown, harvard, duke, cornell, bowdoin, brown, princeton, middlebury, yale, upenn, uva and trinity college. a lot of kids are recruited for sports. vineyard vines recently designed a pattern for both totes and ties in their custom collection for Hotchkiss. other similar schools are deerfield, taft, groton, choate, loomis chafee, etc.

parent 1: my daughter just heard back from prep schools and is going to hotchkiss.
parent 2: thats great my son just graduated and is playing lacrosse and princeton next year.

by addison3 July 5, 2006