Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

hoardroom

A room in a home that has become unusable because a hoarder has stuffed it with crap. Was likely a bedroom, a living room or a dining room before the hoarder decided to use it for "storage."

"What happened to the turkey platter Grandma used last Thanksgiving?"

"Fuck, it's probably in the hoardroom under a pile of junk."

by Hoarder's Daughter September 21, 2011

hoardgasm

An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.

He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.

by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012

Hoarses

When someone in a group loses track of the topic and continues to create different topics.

Who brought the new booty along!?.. He's making no sense, his mind running hoarses.

by Leserge April 23, 2019

hoardaculturalist

Any person that is cultured in the art of Hoarding, usually those who have an addiction to speed.

The city had to respond to the bylaw warning to cleanup a property owned by a hoardaculturalist who lives down the street!!! They even kept their garbage!!

by lostinlovenots March 5, 2020

Hoarn

To be cheated on by a person in T&T .

"WAAYYY bbooii she hoarn meh rel bad dey boi!!!!!!!!"

by FVN! January 21, 2021

Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.

David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023