When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016
A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
by Jyboen August 05, 2018
No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.
Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook
Kyle: wow what a jerk.
Kyle: wow what a jerk.
by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011
by tyrese hanson July 13, 2020
A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
by Hike j lover January 09, 2024