The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

Hawaiian Slide

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020

I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.

by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

Hawaiian Steamer

When you take a shit with the shower on

You could hear it she took a Hawaiian steamer

by Hellohowgoes April 1, 2025

Square headed hawaiian

A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics

Look at that square headed hawaiian hes so retarded

by ___—— September 22, 2018

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Hawaiian Aloha

Oral; sloppy toppy

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."

by Officer Willia March 8, 2022

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 9, 2023