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Hatfield

A huge fuck up of somthing that was supposed to be great. When you are expecting a great experience or product,but are let down because it really sucked.
Can be used as a noun or a verb:
We went to New York for the O.A.R show, but it ended up being a Hatfield.

Jimmy was busy and in a rush, and ended up hatfielding our wings.
by Davey Lopes May 2, 2006
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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Playa hata

An aged specimen adept in the art of sabotage forced sacrifice and general ruining of previous engagements. This disrupter of events is usually known as Garry Appelt. Who also takes the shapeshifting form of a high profile lawyer in a downtown edmonton firm.
Dangit, that playa hata Garry foiled our weekend endeavors yet again!"
by Robin Raytl October 24, 2010
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Hitafah

Small mammal-like creature similar in appearance to hamtaro.
Consumes primaraly Salt and Round fruits called "Fwapples"
Extreamly cute
person 1: what's Hitafah doing today?
person 2: i dunno, i left him at home to watch Jerry springer.
person 1: oh
by Meepy Platypus May 2, 2006
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Hatfield

A redneck farm town in western mass. Population : slightly over 3,000. The home of Smith Academy, the smallest public high school in the state. Known to residents of the Pioneer Valley as a great town to go to if you're looking for a good party in the woods, bonfires, big trucks, quads, guns, boats, beer, and underage sex. Many youngsters begin their steak of debauchery around age 12 or 13. Certain landmarks known to Hatfield residents include: The S-curves, The Park, Root country, Hatfield Pond, The river, The Orchard, Mama's, The Smithsonian, Horse Mountain, The Market aka Monty's, B's, Hatfield Pub, The Polish Club, The Bashin, The Boat Launch, The Power lines, The shallows, etc...
Guy 1: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, I don't even know where to begin! I went to Hatfield to bang some freshman, but I got sidetracked at B's and got shitfaced. We drove in circle around town for a while before getting word of a party at Root Country. We got over there but it was a weird party. Everyone was either 15 or 25. I think there was even some guy who was about 30 mackin on some high school chick. It was kinda a fucked up night."
Guy 1: "Hatfield man. Fuckin Hatfield."
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hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008
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Hatage

The credability of ones hat.
The credability of ones hat.

"man that is some serious hatage"

"That's some hatage shes got!"
by Sean-h December 21, 2008
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