A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
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The pink membrane of one's anus that will stick to the penis, during anal sex, and slide slightly out of the body if not properly lubricated.
Dude, I was having butt secks with this girl last night and her garflap kept sticking out. It was freaky.
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Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
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