turd guillotine

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

by michael from fla August 15, 2006

The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 13, 2018

guilfoy

1- to be whipped
2- the act of sharting your mom's mouth while fingering her twin sister
3- the act of having one too many people in the backseat of a car.

1- You are so Guilfoy'ed
2- Mike Guilfoy'ed your mom last night
3- WE GOT A GUILFOY

by iwanttoguilfoyyou December 14, 2008

Gillock

A loose bogey, trapped in the nostril, that rattles when breathing.

Excuse me, I must blow my nose, I have a gillock.

by Woodster1970 April 26, 2014

Guillermo

Guillermo is someone who Is a protector. He puts others before himself. He is a kind individual who likes adventures and seeks the meaning of life. He is mysterious, charming, handsome, playful, romantic, and many other great traits. But he does have flaws like anyone else. He hates losing which could get the better of him. Sometimes blunt, and a little too arrogant. Hates being wrong. But all in all a great person. If you ever come upon a Guillermo he will change he your life for the better. Don’t take him for granted because he might be the greatest person you will ever come in contact with.

Guillermo is my ex lover who I wish I still had. He lit a fire in me that no else has been able to do. I am forever changed and no one can even come close.

Love ,

Daisy Cornell

by Unthinkable March 27, 2021

Manuel Guillen

Manuel is a simp for a girl named Leslie. He like to suck off Tiger from whinnie the pooh. He also tends to rape people at his school. His favorite person is Diego he likes to suck on his tiddies until he lactates. He is also a beaner that likes fingers up his ass.

Eww watch out its Manuel Guillen run!!!

by Umaree April 1, 2020

Guillotine

When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.

I put that bitch in the guillotine.

by Josh Steffes September 27, 2010