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West Indies Gremlin

One who frequently devours young girls when outside of their cage. They can also shapeshift into christy vanderlip.
You remind me of a West Indies gremlin because of your foul stench.
by moist moisturizer 1912 February 22, 2021
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Greedy Gremlin

A girl with a squishy, munchkin looking face who sleeps with her friends boyfriends but is too weird looking to get a man of her own. She is very greedy when it comes to collecting loads and she seldom ever washes the cum out. She instead spends hours upside down in hopes of getting pregnant.
GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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omega gremlin

an omega gremlin is highest honour of all gremlins. to be considered an omega gremlin, is literally completing life. To be an ‘omega gremlin’, is to become one with god and rise above all other critters and creatures.
everyone strives to become an omega gremlin at one stage in their life.
Chad: an omega gremlin is literally my goal in life.
by johnathan stonesasaurous January 29, 2020
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gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
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Alcohol Gremlin

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012
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Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.
Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.
by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021
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Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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