Goofy

A person who is weird in the cute way. Usually a female.

A goofy person will always surprise you.

Him: Your so goofy!
Her: giggles and says, I know!!!

by Squishybish May 30, 2019

Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

by Lumpbag May 29, 2009

glory hog

a person who takes all the glory for himself.

Bernard Montgomery from the movie, "Patton", is a glory hog.

by jsv November 18, 2007

gloryfuck

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with a seemingly unattainable person, with the aim of achieving status and recognition from one's peers

"I would gloryfuck the shit out of Amie!"

"Brenda's not that hot, but she's definitely a gloryfuck."

by BingBobby August 14, 2009

glory hunters

These people have NO interest in their national team UNTIL the team becomes successful. All of a sudden millions of insecure souls CLING to every victory. It's a sorry sight, but quite common in England! Glory Hunters only follow a team while the successes roll in .... once the team does badly they look to another sport or team!

The England football team is very average. The glory hunters can't get their fix from soccer so they look elsewhere. Cricket was unpopular in England before August 2005. All of a sudden the England team does well in The Ashes. WHAM! Millions of people become temporary fans, until the success fades away. These people are glory hunters! In 2003 England won the Rugby World Cup, and many people jumped on the bandwagon. By 2005 most of these people had lost interest in Rugby, as the national team wasn't performing as well.

by I P Freely September 23, 2005

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

Popcorn Glory Hole

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.

I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

by just plain old sam March 17, 2010