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poop gooner 

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum
"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"
poop gooner by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

D1 Gooner 

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"
My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner
D1 Gooner by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Yugi-gooner

An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".
I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.
Yugi-gooner by Balthazar1124 January 12, 2025

Major Gooner Chidyav 

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason
"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

Gnaw Gooner 

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.
"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."
Gnaw Gooner by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
Chronic Gooner by DrDryNips February 2, 2025