An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".
I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.
A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autisticpeople.
A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner