Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008

Goofy

A Lame A$$ N*gga that people take as a joke.

Killa: Aye You see That Goofy Ass Nigga Over There
Pimp: Where
Killa: Right There
Pimp: Oh..... Yeah
Killa: Let’s go Take his Shit
Pimp: Say NoMo
Goofy: You Guys Chill

by Crazy_Loc1 February 3, 2018

Gooby pls

It is what dolan says every fuckin' time.

Dolan: gooby why u haz only 4 fingerz???
Gooby: well becuz... wait a second are u trying to cheat me again??
Dolan: Gooby pls!!!!!!!!1111elentyone1!1!!!!!

by Phantom Mage November 6, 2012

whats goody

1.) to ask what is going on

2.) to be updated on a situation

1.) Homeboy #1: "Whats Goody nigga i aint holla at you in a minute!"
Homeboy #2: "Im Goody nigga, where da whores at?"

2.) Yo #1: "Yo, Chris got hit by a car!"
Yo #2: "Aww Man, Whats Goody with him, is he aight?"

by RickeyBaltimore November 26, 2005

Goofy Ass

Usually an insult, mainly used when roasting someone.

Boi, if you don't hurry yo' snail built ass up already I finna knock the stupid out yo' goofy ass.

by KillerKReyes December 19, 2016

Jade Goody

A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.

You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!
Me: lool it's Jade Goody!

by GraphicalRabbit March 22, 2009

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005