gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.

Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.

by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007

Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

Burying the Gnome

"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)

Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.

by J and Chuck January 11, 2009

underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.

I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.

by Skyler23 September 24, 2005

ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

by fatboy August 29, 2003

lawn gnoming

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens

me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

sphincter gnome

The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.

"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"

by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009