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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.
Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>
by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011
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life glitch

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.
"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom
by Count H4X November 8, 2007
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Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.
*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
by KianNL February 3, 2018
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Gl-glitch

the correct term for a glitch.

see glitch
there must have been a gl-glitch on myspace... the 'new comments' thing kept showing but I didn't have a new comment!!!
by Caseybaby November 10, 2007
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Bomb Glitch

A final "Goodbye and fuck you." from a game developer to the community playing said game; a sign of "Utter Disrespect"; an assertion of dominance by refusing to fix a game-breaking glitch making the experience more trying that it already was.
Hey, Infinity Ward, did you see how the Bomb Glitch made "The Best SnD Player in The World" lose because he couldn't perform a core function of the game?
by Activision October 12, 2014
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Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.
Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch
by Stingyoass October 15, 2017
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Swerve glitch

An oversight in madden that when executed correctly is extremely overpowered. This involves the user taking control of the WR while the ball is in mid air cutting inside and immediately cutting back outside. When executed perfectly the DB Will follow the WR inside making,the DB useless because it’s nearly impossible to react and have time to combat the swerve.
Dan:Ricky this guy just swerve glitched me

Ricky: bruh what a bitch move
by Daddy daley December 2, 2018
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