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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
by Urban douche November 30, 2010
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thigh glaze

n. the thin layer of semen that is leaked from a woman following a cream pie and is then spread all over due to the motion of her inner thighs
Ann started to chafe once her thigh glaze began to harden.
by K1ng November 9, 2008
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Glaze Donut

When your girlfriend falls asleep or passes out early, and you jerk off next to her, you ejaculate on her ass and by morning your cum dries like a glaze donut on her ass.
Beth had one too many last night, passed out, so I gave her a glaze donut for breakfast.
by Mad Hater March 26, 2009
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double glazing

double glazing is something you put on your windows to keep heat in. it is also the moroccan slang word for big bum cheeks
by chloeesaurus July 7, 2006
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face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut
Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.
by little titties big ass December 7, 2010
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Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.
Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
mugGet the Glazed Upmug.

Glazed Ginster

Shaven Vagina, as in Shaven Haven/Shiney Pasty/Glazed Ginster
Man, I pulled off her panties to reveal a cracking Glazed Ginster...
by Andy and Chris July 19, 2007
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