Goon Galaxy

A family founded by father goon. The co-founder is his homie . Great makers of music. IN possession of the real truth .

Michael is the father of Goon Galaxy

by Father Goon March 14, 2015

goon fiesta

The continuous dropping of bodies between two (or more) opposing parties.

Everyone just dropped like flies, a fucking goon fiesta.

by Jewthulu July 4, 2016

Goonabl

Stupid fuckboi that doesn't know how to control his hormones around girls that have said no millions of times.

Wow dude you are such a goonabl

by Bigballsmiggee December 28, 2018

Goonce

To spill liquid on yourself, either on purpose or on accident

Chasing around Loren with the spray bottle caused him to trip and goonce himself

by Father Voss May 4, 2020

Goonaner

A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.

Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."

by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

by Big Goody May 28, 2022

goon trance

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)

Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.

by burnt sox December 20, 2022