gerbilling

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.

Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

geebin

Kinda like dork/nerd/geek, just a general inslut. It can also be used to express stupidity. The G is pronounced like the G in gay, not like george and most other g words.

Stop being such a geebin!

by Trampus (word made by raven) June 24, 2003

gerbil

the opposite of cougar.

Watch out for those girls, they're gerbils. Gerbils? The opposite of cougars.

by ganjmasteralpha May 5, 2009

Gerrin

When you're so emo that you mix bleach in with your alcohol.

Wow, you must be really depressed to pull a Gerrin.

by Smol Emo July 29, 2016

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

Gerbil Hockey

The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.

Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007