Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?

iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.

by Raggameister March 30, 2010

moronic genius

At first look he/she seems to be a self-defeating individual who struggles with mundane day-to-day decisions and activities counter balanced by frequent brilliant insights and in comparatively more complex situations. the individual is often aware of their inconsistent mental performance, yet resigns herself/himself to it with shrugged shoulders and a crumpled smirk, winking whilst walking away.

Reed, that moronic genius bullshitted a first class trip to China from his boss.

by Cornelius Cob September 27, 2013

Armchair genius

A person, particularly in science academia, who *never* actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. When it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed "expertise" and "guidance". They butt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal "we" to describe what "we" are doing on the project.

Such individuals are invariably total ass kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing fuck all, and contributing nothing.

"The new graduate student is a total frickin' armchair genius. He's coming down the hall... quick, close the door and pretend we're not here before he tries to pretend he's in charge of the lab project we've been working on for the past five years."

by QuackaMole September 17, 2016

genius AND savvy

Something that is neither genius NOR savvy.

"He tried to invade another country and it ended up tanking his economy and imploding his army. Such a genius AND savvy move, right?"

by JackF18181 March 1, 2022

sexual genius

fucking know it all

"Hey Jon that's not how you do that try it like this"

Bill you must be a sexual genius.

by veed88 September 6, 2018

genius nonsense

Genius nonsense: A smart move from somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing and luck has nothing to do with it. It just happens to be the right.

Your a “genius nonsense” when it comes to picking women. She’s a wolf in a sheep clothing…

by Maliit tt lalake yan October 28, 2021

Youtube Genius

An individual that has been empowered by the instructional nature of YouTube DIY videos. Person now maintains the confidence of a master tradesman of the demonstrated skill set, but has not yet developed any actual skills.

Person 1: John told me he can do drywall, hardwood floors and is a certified brick layer.
Person 2: He works at a call center, he's nothing but a YouTube genius.

by Yuengling King December 24, 2013