olive garden

A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)

If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.

Guest: "Hey boy, bring me some more Parmesan cheese for my salad"
Server: "It's Romano cheese, actually."
Guest: "I didn't come to Olive Garden to be lectured by a waiter. Just grind the cheese boy!"
Server: "YES SIR! How about a refill on that ice tea sir?"
Guest: "Yeah go get my drink and hold the advise."
Server: "Hope you like nutsack in your tea, bitch." says waiter as he walks away.

by evilpoo June 14, 2006

garden bunghole

When you have so much hair on ur asshole, it still feels like you havent wiped your cornhole after pooping- even though u wiped your hole with 4 balls of tissue paper

"Damn Lisa, we cant have anal sex anymore because your garden bunghole is cutting up my dick"

by Anthony I July 4, 2006

Butt Garden

The lounge in a male brothel.

I'm about to find a man to have anal sex with in the butt garden.

by 1d2m3p August 3, 2007

Flower garden

A womans well maintained pleasure zone or region.

Girl, I'm going to tongue plow your flower garden.

by Plowboy November 8, 2014

hawaiian gardens

Hawaiian gardens is in California, and is the pit of Long Beach, the most cop infested area around. There are more cops than civilians surrounded around the town, if your driving down a residential street in Hawaiian gardens make sure you go fast enough so the residents don’t throw rocks at your car. THERES HAWAIIAN GARDENS FOR YOU!!!!

Dude, we gotta drive down to Hawaiian gardens, cuz my welfare being cut off soon!

by Redwest December 15, 2017

Pat Gaudard

Someone who is handsome and ugly at the same time. Usually have a beard, almost no friends, and a chode. You are not quite sure if this is a good or bad thing so you just deal with it.

Pat Gaudard is a skank.
A:What is his name? B:Pat Gaudard. A:How the hell do you pronounce that?

by GLanonymous October 21, 2010

Gardot

Hot chick with long legs. Easily mistake for a model, beauty queen..

Man that girl is one slammin' Gardot!

by Marty P April 22, 2006