Definitions by Plowboy

Flower garden 

A womans well maintained pleasure zone or region.

Girl, I'm going to tongue plow your flower garden.

Flower garden by Plowboy November 8, 2014

Streak of shit 

On the farm, when a cow is taking a shit and, in the process, Coughs causing an explosion of shit to hurl from its ass at light speed. Most often a witness to this even will tend to use the phrase to describe the speed of an object or vehicle.

“That thing was faster than a streak of shit”.

Streak of shit by plowboy July 30, 2009