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Pat Gaudard 

Someone who is handsome and ugly at the same time. Usually have a beard, almost no friends, and a chode. You are not quite sure if this is a good or bad thing so you just deal with it.

Pat Gaudard is a skank.
A:What is his name? B:Pat Gaudard. A:How the hell do you pronounce that?

Pat Gaudard by GLanonymous October 21, 2010