Gage

This is a sexy man.
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love

"Man Gage is such a Gage."

by The chickening December 10, 2019

Gage

The kind of guy who goes on urban dictionary and recognizes past stories and names etc. He will find you

"Gage found our pile of shit"

by Gage is vindictive. September 14, 2020

Gage Bass

The name of someone who has the strong urge to Shag or Fall In Love with someone named Sophia Contino, although she doesn't like him back!

Oh, look its Gage Bass, did you know he likes Sophia Contino!?!

by shoks March 3, 2022

Gage

A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still good at using it. He is also considered a loose cannon because you never know what he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered so funny. A girl is considered lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts of laziness. That and the popularity thing. In short, probably not you.

Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.

by P0TARTER July 12, 2011

N-GAGE'D

Someone who has bought an N-Gage by accident. Originated on LUE.

Person: My mom bought me an N-Gage for Christman...
Friend: N-GAGE'D

by Kidsta January 11, 2004

gage

a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.

Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?

Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.

by smallchest October 25, 2010

Gagged

Sometimes used when a person is speechless or unable to process something i.e. “choking”
- Commonly followed up with a laughing emoji

Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: nah man, I’m gagged. I can’t handle this right now

by JetKinks May 14, 2018