Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard

Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford

by danman0627 March 19, 2011

gail

To fail gayly.

Guy 1: Aw man, Brand broke up with Katy Perry because he wanted a family and she was a party animal.

Guy 2: I think I find Brand more attractive now.

Guy 1: Gail!

by Hollywood Phat Cash January 10, 2012

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Find
Granny I'd Like to Fuck

John:Look at that GILF!
Jane: WTF Dude!

by blabla4 February 19, 2009

gaildrain

A special type of pond in the M.E. country
of Iran

I went fishing in a gaildrain

by Grandma Helen April 19, 2010

Gail and fay

Something that is gail and fay is something that's so fail it's not even worth calling as such. When someone calls you out for this, you know you are so fail that you're not even worthy of being called a failure.

foo: "what the fuck?! Someone pwned me with a knife in modern warfare 2!!"
baz: "mw2? gail and fay" *blocks friend*

by Ninjabread Man November 28, 2010

galifianakish

(Adj.) When a man or woman has a beard that has grown very large and become unruly.

"Ted's looking a little galifianakish."

by Economypear October 26, 2011

GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.

A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!

by Misterfister August 29, 2013