spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

drive-by friending

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.

That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.

by MichiganJ September 14, 2010

friendlies

Your friends and the friends of your friends, which, though you may not specifically know them or hang out with them, are okay with you by association.

If I am friends with A, and A is friends with B, then B is one of my "friendlies."

Antonym: rando

"Hey, I'm having a party tonight, so tell all the friendlies that they should head on over."

by dennyboy June 30, 2008

frienditcher

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

friendicide

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

by mjdookster December 28, 2009

friendige

a combination of hanging out with close friends in a good time quality setting. The term is usually used via text, facebook status, online, but is acceptable in everyday talk. Friendage may be used from anything to drinking, shopping, grabbing some grub. Any quality time with a close friend.

Alyssa: "Hey what you doin tonight"

Patrick: "Oh eh just chillin with the crew for a little drinking friendige"

Alyssa: "Okay Okay I see you!"

Patrick: "Girl yes i did! Its whatevvvver"

by iPat08 January 12, 2010