Definitions by MichiganJ

drive-by friending 

the act of friending someone on Facebook, writing something mean on their wall, then unfriending and blocking them.

That jerk Shane is on Facebook now, so I did a drive-by friending on him.

drive-by friending by MichiganJ September 14, 2010

Scotterhorn

the name Scott gives his he-he.

Sheila: I can't wait to ascend the Scotterhorn.

Scotterhorn by MichiganJ September 14, 2010

Bookshame 

(n), the guilt you feel when someone on Facebook finds out you unfriended them.

Mary Beth felt great Bookshame when Mark found out she had unfriended him on Facebook.

Bookshame by MichiganJ August 17, 2010

Yawnese 

the incoherent language spoken when one tries to talk and yawn at the same time.

Emily tried to give me directions this morning, but she was so tired, I couldn't understand her Yawnese.

Yawnese by MichiganJ March 26, 2009