Freshman

A first-year student of high school or college. However, this term is usually used to refer to a freshman of high school. They are considered unworthy by some upperclassmen(usually these people are morons). Freshmen usually stick together in groups and start to mature. However, some freshmen are imbeciles who are sex-obsessed, immature, or just plain stupid. Some of they stay that way for the next three years in high school or even become jocks.

Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman. Let's go jump him.

Junior: Why?

Sophomore 1: Uhh...I dunno.

Junior: Moron...

by King of Inland July 10, 2007

freshman count

The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.

Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.

by qjoe12 November 8, 2015

Freshman 15 Challenge

A challenge to have sex with 15 people during your freshman year at college or university. Inspired by the animated webshow 'Dick Figures'.

DYLAN: Yo Lewis, did you hear about Robin?
LEWIS: No, what about him?
DYLAN: He did the freshman 15 challenge! The madman really did it!

by slimeshady September 2, 2019

Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019

Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

Cincinnati Air-Freshener

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)

I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.

by DougWL July 25, 2008

freshmanitis

it is when freshmen hang out with seniors who talk about senioritis, and they believe they have any reason to be sick of high school.

senior-omg only 3 1/2 more months of this crap!
freshman-what's the matter?
senior-i have senioritis.
freshman-i'm so sick of school. i have freshmanitis
(senior procedes to beat freshman)

by sick of underclassmen March 24, 2009