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Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.
Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!
by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010
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box-freeze

losing the ability to talk, move and think coherently when you see a naked woman.
When Harry saw her naked for the first time he got a massive case of box-freeze and couldn't do a thing.
by Shadow84 September 26, 2011
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minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat
" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"
by Rollsause February 14, 2017
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Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.
Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.
by Thecoolestkidevvver May 25, 2018
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Freeze Peach

A corruption of the phrase free speech primarily used to mock folks when they selectively blow up minor affronts into supposed "free speech" outrages, e.g. "I can't thumbs down this yiff porn video? THIS IS CENSORSHIP! What about my free speech?"

Etymology: May've been originally used by anti-social justice folks to mock social justice folks. Now often used by social justice folks (and others) to mock anti-social justice folks being selectively upset at alleged "free speech" affronts, especially when it's at the expense of being upset at substanative threats to free speech. Also see #freezepeach and Free Speech Warrior.
Oh, come on now! You got ignored on Twitter. You still have your free speech. You can say what you want. Stop complaining about "But MUH Freeze Peach!"
by Facci Fugatz June 11, 2017
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Freezer Elfs

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!
by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004
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freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.
I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.
by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016
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