hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008

shaq feet

someone with huge ass feet.

"damn the girl got shaq feet"

by bitchass'n March 25, 2008

Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.

Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.

by Burlap Thong April 22, 2010

Worship My Feet

A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)

Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.

Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!

Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.

Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.

Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*

by LikeWTF December 19, 2012

Freetimer

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.

Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.

by xTHx September 6, 2015

feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.

Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!

by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013

Feet Gang

The Sole Movement. The feet of humans are important and should be respected. It’s not just another gang affiliation but a lifestyle and a movement.

Shoe gang in the streets, Feet gang in the sheets.

by The Preacher of the Good Word December 11, 2020