Ford 

Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.

the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0

NOT the three point late.

"Wow. Thats the third Escort I've seen broken down on the side of the road in the past hour!"

Ford by Ryan Lees March 7, 2004

ford 

First Official Ricer Destroyer

Hondas are 4 bangin pieces a craps
Mustangs destroy them

ford by calipimp995 April 16, 2004

Ford 

The must offensive name you can call someone.

"your worse then a faggot your a Ford!"

Ford by Angelo Natoli January 15, 2007

Ford 

The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".

Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!

Ford by 89newporker February 20, 2013

Ford 

Fords are rusty, slow ass fucking piece of shit.
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌

Buy a Ford today, and it will come with a free dog so you have someone to walk home with.

Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌

Ford by cyn27 July 3, 2015

Ford 

The best way to cross the river.

Jeff lost 14 Oxen and 34 sets of clothing trying to ford the river...and he got Typhoid.

Ford by David Cline June 12, 2008

Ford 

The best car company in the world. Outsells others and produces elite vehicles. Get a Ford or STFU.

You know fords are better then your Geos.

Ford by ImportsSuck February 2, 2003