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Fonding

A specific (unicorn-like) type of bonding characterized by an organic balance of sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, and communication. FONDING is rare. It’s a heightened, more sophisticated form of ‘friends with benefits’ that is not threatened by ‘catching feelings’, jealousy or miscommunication. Key traits of fonding are: shameless honesty, lack of pressure, and mutually understood expectations

You can not ‘fond’ instantly with someone. To earn the label of fonding means to prove that your relationship can outlast the trials of doubtful peers, social norms and inevitable events & emotions that need navigating.

Fonding exists only in relationships where romantic intimacy is avoided with each other. This lack of romance can be effortless or intentional. Each participant can and likely will have or at least entertain the idea of romantic intimacy with others outside of the Fond. These are discussed openly with the other.

If you come across a successful Fond ~ observe carefully, learn and study it. You will likely not get many chances in your life to be in the presence of two people successfully fonding.

Ps. FONDING IS NOT DATING.
The two were not dating, nor were they friends-with-benefits; they had successfully been Fonding for months now.
by Cat James September 16, 2021
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Flourting

Christians don't date; they court. Before they court, they don't flirt, they flourt! So, flourting is when two Christians are in the initial stages of expressing interest in one another, evaluating one another from a Biblical perspective for Christian character, but haven't decided to officially court yet.
Jeremy and Grace have been flourting for the last several months.
by Kind of you January 30, 2022
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Floyding

Omg Floyd is Floyding
by Thesecretguy123144456 February 4, 2022
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Funding

Slang for a person that one could get money from through various means, usually a transactional relationship, and especially where one's only motivation for interaction with the person is acquisition of money.
"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."
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Flouring

Using baking flour to show where the wet spots on a big girl are for sex.
Mikey enjoyed flouring his girlfriend before sex so that he could provide himself a roadmap of different wet folds to enjoy.
by Mo Greene April 20, 2023
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flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right
"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"
by Shugaka July 30, 2024
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flonting

When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.

Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?

Person 1: yeah pretty much
by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024
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