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floggin the dolphin 

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)
floggin the dolphin by jim October 29, 2003

flogged the one-eyed snake 

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

dolphin-flogger 

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.
What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
dolphin-flogger by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
closet flogger by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
that flognut was nice
flognut by belly gub June 2, 2009

Penile Flogging 

The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
Penile Flogging by Countlevula October 1, 2011