Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.

"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."

by theflapmaster December 18, 2013

Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.

Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.

by SnowGirl October 2, 2014

flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.

my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.

by rigo22 July 12, 2006

flapple

someone who licks your ear lobe

Nicola stop being such a flapple you're embarrassing yourself

by nicoydison November 2, 2013

strippy floppies

a stripperesque platform adaption of the flippy floppy

Lounging poolside, we couldn't contain ourselves when a random hook strolled through donning some ridiculous strippy floppies.

by shawkstar June 29, 2009

Mud-flappin'

The act of not wearing underwear, for females. Just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy vagina may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. This is the alternative to "free balling" meant for female use only.

"Dude, it's my laundry day, so I'm mud-flappin' it today."

by PACHFI May 6, 2010

stivotting flapper

A snow skier who lacks control of his skis and exercises a series of ever accelerating sliding turns with flapping clothes and skis. You must beware for danger of being hit.

As I was skiing out at Whistler I was almost slayed by a "stivotting flapper."

by Art VanDelais January 15, 2014