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FLACtastic

(adj.)

1. Used to describe something that was done in a way that could not be succeeded even after the views of many people pointing to a successor.

2. Used to describe something that is so far beyond perfect that no other word, made up or not, could describe the ultimate pleasure of having such a thing in one's life.
EXAMPLES:

1. "Wow...this Slayer CD is amazing. The lyrics--the way the songs flow, and how every part makes sense, and is there for a reason, unlike St. Anger--this CD is just about perfect...maybe even FLACtastic..."

2. "Mom! I'm going out to catch the bus!"

"Okay, dear! Have a good day at school! While you're gone, I'm going to have a near-FLACtastic time with your husband!"

3. "DUDE! I got this amazing game for the Wii! You're not going to believe it!"

"Really? That's a kickass game you have. What did those professional game reviewers rate it?"

"FLACtastic."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MUST PLAY THAT GAME NOW. If such a game is really FLACtastic, there's no way I could feel a more negative emotion toward it than a lossless, endless worship!"
by King Sticks January 8, 2008
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flast

Abbreviation for "First initial plus last name".

Commonly used in IT departments.
Example: Welcome to Widgets Inc. Your email address will be flast@widgets.com, where f is your first initial and last is your last name.

Example: Hey IT department, we just hired Joe Schmidt, please set up his new user account on the server, his flast is jschmidt.
by IT Ninja July 10, 2010
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Flartigonagon

This is the act of performing or producing an oder residing from the colon while being inside a pentagonal portion of space within a building or other structure, separated by walls or partitions from other parts.
Pentagon Officer 1: Dude what the hell is that smell?
Pentagon officer 2: ...
Pentagon Officer 3: (states proudly) Flartigonagon...
by David Wood October 10, 2006
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Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.
"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."
by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016
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faft

a beautiful, blonde haired blue eyed bright and vibrant girl she might as well be a golden godess
Madison is even a faft in her sweatpants and uggs.
by my movie August 26, 2007
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Flast

Young, intellectual Christian poon.

Church group middle school females.

Abbreviated YICP with no periods because they're not old enough for them yet.
by Jebus 706 September 30, 2007
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Flactoid

Sucking the left over love juices of your friends MILF's dildo after it's been successfully used in her mouldy clam.
I heard Billie-jo enjoyed that Flactoid
by BJobA June 18, 2011
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