Pull a Fito

To fall into a lake or river and be completely wet.

God, I hate having to pull a fito. Everyone always laughs at me.

by Fito34 September 27, 2008

fitocracy

Fitocracy - a social network where white knights who don't lift trade foreveralone fist bumps with women who pretends to lift.

Jokes aside, seriously supportive community.

Flowchart of of DYEL fitocrat male:

1. Look! HAES teenage girl barbell lounges 315lbs for reps on fitocracy.

2. Give props because that's totally plausible and there's a deceptively hot myspace photo.

by cwjzhnxx January 16, 2013

FITS

Family IT Service

Wife: That's the 3rd family computer you've fixed this week.
Husband: I'm the only geek in the family. FITS!

by threetwoonezero February 7, 2017

Kidd Fisto

Kidd Fisto is a pornographic version of the cannonical star wars character Kit Fisto. He is well known for fisting children and has appeared in multiple porn movies.

Kidd Fisto walked into the room, the child screamed.

by WillMC6969 November 6, 2018

The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

ftsoc

Short for Fuck This Shit O'Clock. That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

Texting: "Hi Michael can you come to conference room 4?"

Texting back: "ftsoc - i'm outta here"

by PandaMoss April 16, 2016

fiksogthtgudosoejghyvgiedkiwodjght

to be awesome at everything

bob was very fiksogthtgudosoejghyvgiedkiwodjght so he was on every school team

by asdfghjkqwerty May 12, 2011