Fitso

Any fitness obsessed busy body who judges all life from the scale, tape measure, BMI, etc. and gets pleasure out of analyzing the health and the self-perceived imminent death of anyone he/she comes in contact with who disagrees with them.

Also often coupled with delusional belief that they will: A) Never become ill. B) Never die.

" I don't care if your blood pressure and blood sugar are normal, if you don't lose that last three pounds you are gonna die die die !"

" When are you gonna relax and stop being such a Fitso, I swear ?"

by Sir HIIMX August 18, 2009

Blue Fatso

1. A derogatroy term for a police officer. 2. A fat cop in a blue uniform.

I got pulled over by another cop! I think those blue fatsos are out to get me!

by Crazy8888s November 18, 2011

Fittoman

A swedish word.

Boys that lie that they get laid, pussy or even kissing a girl on a party. There are mythomaniacs, but these just lie about girls to get some kind of rep from their homies.

Bob: "Did you hear that Ben got laid with two girls last night?"

Jamal: "Man, Ben is just another fittoman, don't believe him when it comes to girls."

by Guden June 22, 2012

fitore

a girl that is beautiful in a exotic way. Known for her beautiful eyes and long dark hair. Cares alot for her family and friends, and naturally she is loved by all. But don't piss her off, because she knows how to kick ass. smart, intelligent, sweet, loyal, trustworthy, caring, strong, hard-working, adorable. needs to learn to care about herself as much as she cares for others.

if you have a friend named fitore, then you are the luckiest person alive!!

by Annu345 December 18, 2016

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 1, 2020

FITFO

Figure It The Fuck Out

dont ask me how it works, FITFO.

by Shags July 24, 2003

El Fisto

The Fist...............O

I had to El Fisto that loose bitch.

by evreed July 10, 2010