Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017
Wife: That's the 3rd family computer you've fixed this week.
Husband: I'm the only geek in the family. FITS!
Husband: I'm the only geek in the family. FITS!
by threetwoonezero February 08, 2017