Definitions by threetwoonezero

FITS

Family IT Service

Wife: That's the 3rd family computer you've fixed this week.
Husband: I'm the only geek in the family. FITS!

FITS by threetwoonezero February 7, 2017

Floss Week

The week before a dentist appointment when you start flossing.

Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.

Floss Week by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017